Cat Scouts Christmas Songbook

Lovingly compiled by Scout Allie!

 

Tenderpaw Scout Socks – Worldwide Wildcats

Deck the halls with mice and balls…
Fa la la la la la la la la…

and kiss your girl under the mistletoe…………….

Fa la la la la, la la la la.

Deck the halls with mice and balls

 

Bobcat Scout Gracie – Troop Worldwide Wildcats

 for her Florida Friends

This is sung to the tune of Jack and Jill. It is called A Sunny Christmas

♪ ♬ There is no ice, There is no snow, At Christmastime in Florida.

But I can play In the sun all day, On Christmas Day in Florida.♪ ♬

Note:you can substitute the name of your sunny city, town or state for ”Florida.”

 

Bobcat Scout Obi – Troop Worldwide Wildcats

to teh tune of ”God Rest Ye Merry Gentlemen” and it goes like this:

God rest ye merry kitteh cats,
Let nothing you dismay.
Remember lots of yummeh foods,
are served on Christmas Day.
To save us all from hunger pangs,
While bowls have gone unfilled.
O, Tidy Cat and plen-tee of noms (plenty of noms)
O, Tidy Cat and plen-tee of noms.

 

Tenderpaw Scout Tiger – Troop Phanny’s Feline Fraternity

Denmaster got run over by a reindeer.
Walking home from the campfire Christmas eve.
You can say there’s no such thing as Santa,
But as for all us Cat Scouts we believe.

She’d been drinking too much eggnog,
And too much pizza made her groan.
She decided it was bed time, and she
Staggered down the trail all filled with snow.
When we found her Christmas morning,
At the scene of the attack,
She had claw marks on her forehead,
And incriminating hooligan marks on her back.

Denmaster got run over by a reindeer.
Walking home from the campfire Christmas eve.
You can say there’s no such thing as Santa,
But as for all us Cat Scouts we believe.

Now we’re all so proud of Denmaster
She’s recovering so well.
She’s inventing new scouting badges,
Drinking root beer and
Playing cards with Buckaroo.
It’s not Christmas without Denmaster,
The campfire’s wet and black
And we just can’t help but wonder,
Will that terrible hooligan Santa
Dare come back?
Don’t come back!!

Denmaster got run over by a reindeer.
Walking home from the campfire Christmas eve.
You can say there’s no such thing as Santa,
But as for all us Cat Scouts we believe.

Now the goose is on the table
And the pudding made of nip
All the cats are starting to gather
And open up the bourbon
To give Denmaster a sip.
All the scouts are
Taking turns now
Staring up at the snowy sky,
You just can’t trust that Santa
And his band of silly hooligans
Won’t come by.

Denmaster got run over by a reindeer.
Walking home from the campfire Christmas eve.
You can say there’s no such thing as Santa,
But as for all us Cat Scouts we belie-eee-eeeve!

Bobcat Scout Shoko – Troop Worldwide Wildcats

♪♪I saw Den Master kissing Sandy Claws
Beside the campfire glo last night
She didn’t see me peep
Out from the Christmas tree
Where I was having a sleep

Then I saw Den Master give Sandy Claws
A drink of nip tea so nice and green
Oh what a laugh it would have been
If all the cat scouts at seen
Denmaster kissing Sandy Claws last night.♪♪

 

 

Bobcat Scout Gracie – Troop Worldwide Wildcats

for her warm weather friends.

♪ ♬ We may not play in snow Or wear big heavy clothes, But everybody knows What time of year is near.

♪ We decorate the tree And light the candles bright.

We sing this song and clap our hands Because it’s Christmas night,

Ohhhhh ♬♪ Christmastime! Christmastime! Christmastime is here!

We have sun and lots of fun When we have Christmas here!

♬ We have sun and lots of fun When we have Christmas here!

Christmastime! Christmastime! Christmastime is here!

♬♪ We have sun and lots of fun When we have Christmas here!!! ♪ ♬

 

Bobcat Scout Gracie – Troop Worldwide Wildcats

sung to the tune of The Farmer in the Dell. This song is called Christmastime is Near:

Oh, Christmastime is near, Oh, Christmastime is near.

Santa Claus is coming soon, Oh, Christmastime is near.

We’ll decorate the tree, We’ll decorate the tree.

Put an angel on the top, We’ll decorate the tree.

 

Bobcat Scout Wally – Troop Worldwide Wildcats

♪ ♫ Have yourself a Cat Scout little Christmas
Sit around the Campfire light
From now on all woofies will be out of site.

Have yourself a Cat Scout little Christmas
Sing Christmas carols all day
From now on all woofies will be far away!

Here we are as in olden days
Cat Scout golden days of yore
Cat Scouts that are dear to us
Gather near to us and purr!

Through the years we Cat Scouts will be together
If the fates allow
Hang a shining star for us to whap right off the bough
And have yourself a Cat Scout little Christmas now! ♫ ♪

 

Tenderpaw Scout Allie – Troop Worldwide Wildcats

Sung to the tune of Santa Claus is coming to Town
You better not hiss
You better not growl
Better not be a hooligan
I’m telling you why
Santa Claws is coming to camp

Denmaster has a list
She’s checking it twice
She knows Scouts are honest and do a good purr every day
Santa Claws is coming to camp

He sees you when your camping
He knows when you have nip
He knows if you cover up your dooty
So grab a ‘smore and rest a bit

O! You better not hiss
You better not growl
Better not be a Hooligan
I’m telling you why
Santa Claws is coming to camp!
Santa Claws is coming to camp!

 

 

Bobcat Scout Raz – Troop Worldwide Wildcats

Sung to the tune of So This is Christmas

And so this is CatMas
And what have you done? Joined Cat Scouts and camped out

And so this is Catmas
I hope you did hikes
From Campsite to Troop site
Bobcat and Tenderpaw

A furry Merry Catmas And a purry Mew Year
With great Merit Badges
No Hooligans here

And so this is Catmas
For Sushi and Mao
For Sammy and Gracie
All Bobcats now

And so this is Catmas With Campfires and Songs
With Nip Tea and Cocoa
As Derby cars zoom along

A very Merry Catmas
And a Happy Mew Year Cat Scouts join together
Good purrs we all hear

And so this is Catmas
Wildcats roar out loud Raz loves his new Scout pals
He *salutes* and is proud

And so this is Catmas
Denmaster’s the best
*Pawclasp* all Scout mates
Cat Scouts can’t be beat!!

 

 

 

Bobcat Scout Gracie – Troop Worldwide Wildcats

Sung to the tune of the “Chestnusts Roasting On An Open Fire”

Cat Scouts Gathered Around The Ole Campfire~by Gracie

Cat Scouts gathered around the ole campfire
Old friends greeting new
Camp songs sung by those all around
And cat scouts dressed up in uniforms

Everybody knows that s’mores will soon be made
Plenty to share all the day
Cat Scouts with their eyes shining bright
Will have so much fun here tonight

Cat Scouts know the Denmast is on her way
Checking on the troops that are here today
We practice our salutes and oath
Trying to always be at our best

And every day at the ole campfire
You’ll see troops gather around
Although we are here each and every day
We never want our time to end
Each visit is such a special thing
We wait until we meet the next time
Cat Scouts are the best friends to have
Making every holiday bright

 

Tenderpaw Scout Dora – Troop Worldwide Wildcats and Phanny’s Feline Fraternity

City Cat Scouts, country Cat Scouts
Singing nice Catmas carols.
At the campfire there’s
A feeling of Catmas.

Some cats laughing, some cats singing,
Meeting smile after smile,
And all around the campfire you’ll hear:

Catmas carols, Catmas carols,
It’s Catmas time at the scout camp.
Sing-a-ling, hear them sing,
Soon it will be Catmas day.

Man cats camping,
Kit Scouts playing,
Girlcats selling their treats,
As the shoppers rush home
With their treat trays.

Hear the stories,
Watch the derby,
This is the true cat scout way,
And all around the campfire you’ll hear:

Catmas carols, Catmas carols,
It’s Catmas time at the scout camp.
Sing-a-ling, hear them sing,
Soon it will be Catmas day.

 

 

Tenderpaw Scout Trouble – Troop Worldwide Wildcats and Phanny’s Feline Fraternity

Frosty the Cat Scout was a jolly happy cat,
With a membership card and a scout handbook
And a neckerchief and hat.
Frosty the Cat Scout is such a great leader, they say,
That he guides his troop, on a hiking loop
And earns merit badges every day.
There must have been some catnip in those
S’mores he baked last night
For when the scouts gobbled them up
They began to meow and shout!
O, Frosty the Cat Scout
Was as happy as he could be,
And the scouts they say, he could pounce
And play just the same as you and me.
Purr-ety purr purr,
Purr-ety purr purr,
Look at Frosty go.
Purr-ety purr purr,
Purr-ety purr purr,
A great Cat Scout, you know!

Frosty the Cat Scout knew
The scouts worked hard by day,
So he said, ”Let’s run and
We’ll have some fun
Now before the campfire dies away.”
Let’s roast some mousies,
And drink some cat nip tea.
We’ll sing some songs,
Taking turns around
Then pitch our tents with glee,
He led them to the general store
To stock up on supplies.
He only paused a moment to
Help some kit scouts, little guys!
Frosty the Cat Scout
Then invited them to the camp,
He said ”dont worry, the stories aren’t scary,
They won’t make you
meow and jump!”
Purr-ety purr purr,
Purr-ety purr purr,
Look at Frosty go.
Purr-ety purr purr,
Purr-ety purr purr,
A great Cat Scout, you know!

 

 

Bobcat Scout Fleetwood – Troop: WhiskerWarriors & SteelCity Scaredy Cats

You know Raz, and Obi, and Jake, and Sushi
Mau, and Gracie, and Ali, and Sammy
But do you recall?
The most famous Cat Scout of all?
Rudolph the Red-Nosed tabby(tabby)
Had a very shiny nose
And if you ever saw it
You would even say it glows
All of the kitty hooligans
Used to laugh and call him names
They never let poor Rudolph (Rudolph)
Join in any kitty games
Then one foggy Christmas Eve,
Denmaster came to say,
Rudolph with your nose so bright,
Won’t you guide our hike tonight?
Then all the other Cat Scouts loved him,
And they shouted out with glee,
Rudolph the Red-Nosed tabby (tabby)
You’ll go down in history

 

 

Scout Angel – Troop AbySsinians at Large

FELIS navicat!
FELIS navicat!
FELIS navicat!
And Happy Catmas to EVERY Scout!

I WANNA wish you a HAPPY Catmas!
I WANNA wish you a HAPPY Catmas!
I WANNA wish you a HAPPY Catmas!
From the BOTTOM of my HEART!

FELIS navicat!
FELIS navicat!
FELIS navicat!
And Happy Catmas to EVERY Sco

 

 

Bocat Scout Sammy Kimmell – Troop Worldwide Wildcats

”Deck the tent with pizza and catnip
Fa la la la la la la la la
’Tis the season to be real hip!
Fa la la la la la la la la
Sing we now our Wildcat Anthem
Fa la la la la la la la la
Santa hears our wishes, let’s hope he grants them!
Fa la la la la la la la la

See the blazing campfire before us
Fa la la la la la la la la
Play the guitar and join the chorus
Fa la la la la la la la la
Follow us in merry measure
Fa la la la la la la la la
While we tell tales of Wildcat treasure!
Fa la la la la la la la la

Fast away the old year passes
Fa la la la la la la la la
Hail the new, Scout lads and lasses
Fa la la la la la la la la
Sing we joyously all together
Fa la la la la la la la la
Stockings with nip toys and fun feathers!
Fa la la la la la la la la”
Bobcat Scout Obi – Troop Worldwide Wildcats

I’m dreaming of a white crisp mouse,
Just like teh ones I used to eat.
Where teh whiskers tickle,
And kittens nibble,
To nom all that yummeh treat.
I’m dreaming of a white crisp mouse,
With every kibble piece I bite.
May your foods be crunchy and in sight,
And may all your crisp mouses be white.

 

 

Tenderpaw Scout Alie

at Scouts play, Cat Scouts fun, Cat Scouts all day long. Gather round the campfire to tell stories and sing songs (repeat)
Join a troop and some groups, earn a badge or two
make friends and learn Cat Scout lore, Cat Scouts love Christmas too! Mew!
(sing to tune of Jingle Bells)

 

 

Tenderpaw Scout Ali

 

O Catmas Tree, O Catmas Tree, your ornaments are history. O Catmas tree, O Catmas tree, your ornaments are history.
Your branches green and bouncy too, for me to climb and pounce on you. O Catmas Tree, O Catmas Tree, your ornaments are history.

 

Bobcat Scout Sushi – Troop Worldwide Wildcats

 

A Cat Scout Christmas
By Bobcat Sushi

Each Christmas day is the most awaited time
For everyone and every cat around
Love is in the air, joy and peacefulness
Let’s all hold paws, cel’brate happiness.

My fervent wish is to see all Cat Scouts grow
To be the best in everything they do
Let us sing to cast away all worry-ness
Let’s all hold paws, cel’brate happiness

So let us share, all our skills and gifts
With everyone, cat and dog and man
All around the world cast aside all woes
Christmas is here, let’s hold each other’s paws

(Spoken)
All of us Cat Scouts have learned to be good catizens
We’ve learned honesty and helpfulness; genuine care and friendship
All these we will treasure furever
Not just this Christmas time, but for as long as we live.

(*)
So gather ’round, hold all Cat Scouts close
Let’s sing our song, let all our voices boast
’Cause it’s Christmas time, a time for love and joy
Let’s all give thanks, a special Child was born

Repeat (*)

Cause it’s Christmas time, a time for love and joy
Let’s all give thanks, a special Child was born

 

 

Bobcat Scout Mauricio – Troop Worldwide Wildcats

The 12 Days of Catmas

On the first day of Catmess my true love gave to me, a partridge with some nip tea.

On the second day of Catmess my true love gave to me, two turtle stews and a partridge with some nip tea.

On the third day of Catmess, my true love gave to me, three fried hens, two turtle stews and a partridge with some nip tea.

On the fourth day of Catmess my true love gave to me four broiled birds, three fried hens, two turtle stews and a partridge with some nip tea.

On the fifth day of Catmess, my true love gave to me, five pheasant wings, four broiled birds, three fried hens, two turtle stews and a partridge with some nip tea.

On the sixth day of Catmess, my true love gave to me, six geese in gravy, five pheasant wings, four broiled birds, three fried hens, two turtle stews and a partridge with some nip tea.

On the seventh day of Catmess, my true love gave to me, seven swans-a-simmering, six geese in gravy, five pheasant wings, four broiled birds, three fried hens, two turtle stews and a partridge with some nip tea.

On the eighth day of Catmess, my true love gave to me, eight squirrel Schnitzels, seven swans-a-simmering, six geese in gravy, five pheasant wings, four broiled birds, three fried hens, two turtle stews and a partridge with some nip tea.

On the ninth day of Catmess, my true love gave to me, nine lox for licking, eight squirrel Schnitzels, seven swans-a-simmering, six geese in gravy, five pheasant wings, four broiled birds, three fried hens, two turtle stews and a partridge with some nip tea.

On the tenth day of Catmess, my true love gave to me, ten bugs in butter, nine lox for licking, eight squirrel Schnitzels, seven swans-a-simmering, six geese in gravy, five pheasant wings, four broiled birds, three fried hens, two turtle stews and a partridge with some nip tea.

On the eleventh day of Catmess, my true love gave to me, eleven prawns with pasta, ten bugs in butter, nine lox for licking, eight squirrel Schnitzels, seven swans-a-simmering, six geese in gravy, five pheasant wings, four broiled birds, three fried hens, two turtle stews and a partridge with some nip tea.

On the twelfth day of Catmess, my true love gave to me, twelve rodents roasting, eleven prawns with pasta, ten bugs in butter, nine lox for licking, eight squirrel Schnitzels, seven swans-a-simmering, six geese in gravy, five pheasant wings, four broiled birds, three fried hens, two turtle stews and a partridge with some nip tea.